Champions League Draw

The draw in full

Group A: Bayern Munich, Juventus, Bordeaux , Maccabi Haifa

Group B: Manchester United, CSKA Moscow, Besiktas, Wolfsburg

Group C: AC Milan, Real Madrid, Marseille, FC Zurich

Group D: Chelsea, Porto, Atletico Madrid, Apoel FC

Group E: Liverpool, Lyon, Fiorentina, Debreceni

Group F: Barcelona, Internazionale, Dynamo Kiev, FC Rubin Kazan

Group G: Sevilla, Rangers, VfB Stuttgart, Unirea Uriziceni

Group H: Arsenal, AZ Alkmaar, Olympiakos, Standard Liege

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madden

After watching people play Madden becomes more popular than actual football, a Madden announcer becomes a huge celebrity. The video game company must deal with the question of how to name the game based on announcing video games.

Running out of sleep / mo(u)rning after( )life

What if there is a finite amount of sleep in the world and one day it runs out?

Morning after life
Mourning afterlife
After life, morning
After life, mourning
Morning life after

Not my work.

Recently heard.

Recently heard:

He says that the world is a black obelisk
He isn't afraid of the fog or the mist
If heaven is cloudy than clouds should be kissed
He doesn't love jesus he just loves the fist
And he doesn't believe in dying
But he hopes that he's missed.

Not sure about these.

Every carpet

Every carpet has a trail - Lenny, the carpet cleaning guy

Boosh quotes to remember

Snake: "Speak English, fool."

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Vince: "We'll split the profits 50-50."
Snake: "60-40."
Vince: "What?"
Snake: "Nothing."

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The vibe is big, the room is small.

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V: "I'm a ragamuffin from the streets!"
H: "You're a French Duke. You sit in hammocks and eat soft cheese."

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Top-shop

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Guardian: "Look into the parka. It will show you things you've never dreamed of."
H: "Like Wat?"
G: "Rubies."
H: "I've dreamed about Rubies before."
G: "Lesbian ham?"

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Office Discussion

Make Chad more like the Baron - trying to destroy his life all the way down to the lower depths.

BUT, Chad is married and has a child, so he cannot walk away so cleanly as

2 things about the office that dwight hates:

1. You always have the same conversations - either about some menial thing or some email that just went around.
2.

The woman should not be around a lot so she doesn't become a focus.

Story has 4 parts:

Intro of Rick into office; _____; ______; Chad's return

Levin: Life is struggle, at some point you have to accept that there are defeats and challenges that come with everything.